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February 23 tooold的程序员笑话 两个食人族到软件公司上班，老板说："如果你们在公司吃人，立马开除!"三个月下来大家相安无事，突然一天老板把这两个人叫到办公室大骂一顿:"，叫你们不要吃人你们还吃，明天你们不用来上班了!"
两食人族收拾东西离开公司，出门时一个忍不住骂另一个:"告诉过你多少遍不要吃干活儿的人，三个月来我们每天吃一个项目主管，什么事都没有，昨天你吃了一个程序员，今天就被他们发现了!" February 19 still jokeA Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!" The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this. "Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'" January 06 joke每天看看笑话，轻松一下，嗯。
A Doctor was addressing a large audience:
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake." November 02 保持通话 看了陈木胜的保持通话，一开始就觉得眼熟，google了一下，果然是翻拍的，原版叫Cellular，一线生机。 感觉还不错，虽然大S的演技很矬，刘烨演的坏蛋没天堂口里面出彩，但是总算是可以让人不打瞌睡的电影。看完之后觉得，各位有DV的xd没事就别乱拍了，一不小心就惹祸上身了。。。 August 26 菜鸟行车记开车到现在有一个多月了，期间出了状况n次，总结一下 忘关大灯数次，其中两次导致无法发动，找人帮忙一次，打4s电话一次（50m啊）。 擦碰数次：一次倒车后保险撞凹一小处；一次停车入库擦到右侧车门防擦条，无大碍；一次不知怎的就擦到了前保险，到现在还没回忆起怎么擦的。 被人撞一次：在一小路上不期而遇，被一个卖水果的骑着三轮车给撞了，虽然我已然把车刹住了，小三轮还是不顾一切的擦过，左侧双门被撞凹+划掉漆。找发哥帮忙，让交警开了单子，找保险报了，顺便把前后保险一起做了。 高架烧完油一次：听了马哥的话想测测油耗，结果油耗指示灯不知道什么时候罢工。上高架之前还在想是否要去加油，一念之差就上了高架，在过了复兴路口某处忽然踩油门没有反应，瀑布汗.....又找发哥救我。 开错路n次：看路牌时不小心闯红灯3次，所幸都没被拍; 送mm回家在她狗头军师般的指导下开上机场高速一次，还好从宁围那边又杀出一条路来; 无印象开错n次。。。。 虽然磕磕碰碰的过来的，不过总算开始对开车有点头绪了。。。 感谢发哥一直的帮忙，感谢屁眼兄提供道路信息，感谢CCTV，MTV给我这次机会，感谢。。。泪奔ing P.S. 发哥是初中同学，前不久喜得千金 |
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