两个食人族到软件公司上班，老板说："如果你们在公司吃人，立马开除!"三个月下来大家相安无事，突然一天老板把这两个人叫到办公室大骂一顿:"，叫你们不要吃人你们还吃，明天你们不用来上班了!"
两食人族收拾东西离开公司，出门时一个忍不住骂另一个:"告诉过你多少遍不要吃干活儿的人，三个月来我们每天吃一个项目主管，什么事都没有，昨天你吃了一个程序员，今天就被他们发现了!"

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"